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chiefs23
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PostSubject: HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM   HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM EmptyThu Nov 12, 2009 10:20 pm

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:




"Bubba,

Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and
messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell
from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait outside. Be right back.

Cooter"
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PostSubject: Re: HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM   HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM EmptySun Dec 13, 2009 12:34 am

OMG billy. we don't need to know what you do LMAO
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